Would Shakespeare be proud?

Samples of the bards greatest works in chav-speak (UK street slang I think)

Not sure I like this.

posting fool

"The President pledged to uphold and protect the constitution, not the safety of American people. A leader who is sworn to protect his subjects at the expense of their liberty is a benevolent dictator, not the leader of a democratic republic. It is our duty as Patriots to shed our blood if needed to preserve the sanctity of our constitution, for if we are safe, but not free, then the ideals of America and our constitution and all that has made us a beacon of hope for all oppressed peoples in the world has become a farce."

from a Fark profile.