Positive Family Values

This story proves you don't have to be a "right wing nutjob" to promote positive family values.

Here's the story

I would imagine, some might be surprised by the direction this story takes, and I'm sure some will be offended.

Ganked from rowangolightly

I should have been in pictures, but I have a face made for radio.

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?